英語手抄報作文

篇一：生英語手抄報內容

English Humor英語笑話

1 Bring Papa

Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.

Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.

【譯文】帶爸爸

老師:本次考試,你們可以帶課本、筆記本、詞典等,就像你們平常做作業一樣。 弗裡克:太好瞭,那我就可以把爸爸帶來瞭。

2 Cat and crab

One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"

【譯文】貓和螃蟹

一天，一隻貓在湖邊玩耍。忽然，一隻螃蟹夾瞭它一下。那隻貓非常生氣，它追著那隻螃蟹跑。一會